Back in the Day . . .

So, I'm at work, and since I love my job I decieded to open this new tool called the Internet. Since you're suppose to be able to find anything, I said to myself, why not look up something that many of us may have forgotten about. MAD LIBS!!!!!!! Here you go, simply copy and paste to Microsoft Word, Works, or any other word processing program or device and have a great day.

As Iwalk through the office I take out my _______________(noun).There's a/an ________

(adjective) co worker with a/an _______________(adjective) _______________(noun)
in his mouth right in front of me in the _________(adjective) bathroom! I gaze at his ___________(adjective) _______________(noun). A sudden sound awakes me from my
daydream! The president of The United States is _______________(verb) in front of me, with the Vice Preisdent! I _______________(verb) his _______________(adjective) . I remember I have a packet of _____________(noun) that makes me go into a deep slumber! AHHH back to sleep. Back in the office I hear grumbling by the _____________ (noun) desk. I rush over to find Morty Weinsteingoldberg _________________(verb) I begin to ___________(adjective) _______________(verb). 25 minutes later I finally wake to hear my _____________(noun) ____________(ringing) It's my wife Dottie Hernandez-Kaufmanstein. She is ______________(verb) and asking when I am comong home. After all it is 7:00 pm. As I get up to leave, I notice everyone is __________(verb) and I run out of the office. Oh what a life as a Telemundo News Reporter!!